Code of conduct: emails.

Why does it always happen that people who you don’t really wait emails from always email you? DB’s best friend, with whom he shares the PH flat, emails me with funny messages, calls me every weekend to see how I am and is generally more interested in my life than DB. Oh yeah, a few quotes from DB:
1. I am not asking questions because I am not interested in your response (doesn’t it explain the lack of emails?)
2. Let’s dim the light: everyone looks better in the dark. What, don’t you agree? (And I do.)
3. I lie a lot. (As someone famous once said, Truth never hurts the teller. From all the famous quotes, this is my favourite.)
As you can see, I am silently obsessing over DB. But I figured it’s better to blog about it than send midnight texts or desperate emails (“Why??????”) to my friends (see my entry of yesterday). As I say, there is a certain code of conduct re emails.