Chat up lines.

Jess and I are thinking about ways to approach men so that they won’t get the fact that it is actually us who approach them, not the other [proper] way around. As an interesting fact, I always have my camera with me. And I always take pictures. The sad fact is that it is I who always take pictures, and I hardly have any pictures of myself taken on fun nights out. And sooooo…

Hi, do you mind taking a picture of us?.. And another one? Oh it didn’t quite work out, could you take just one more?.. What’s your name, by the way?

Genius.

We are clever, smart, slim, pretty and not trashy. Why do we need to think of chat up lines, anyway?

I’ve just about bought the whole Urban Outfitters. Not good.